Q. What is Tarzan’s favorite holiday song?
A. Jungle Bells!
About Tarzan
December 3, 2008 by That Blue GirlAbout Turkeys
November 26, 2008 by That Blue GirlQ. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A. Because of it’s fowl language.
About Fairytales
November 19, 2008 by That Blue GirlQ. What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers?
A. Cinder-elephant!
About Horses
November 12, 2008 by That Blue GirlQ. Where do horses live?
A. In neigh-borhoods.
About Banks
November 5, 2008 by That Blue GirlQ. Why did the bank get bored?
A. Because it lost interest.
About Halloween
October 29, 2008 by That Blue GirlQ. What is a vampires least favorite food?
A. Steak
Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.
Q. Why can’t Boy Ghosts make babies??
A. Because they have Hollow-Weenies!
About Vampires
October 22, 2008 by That Blue GirlQ. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A. They have bat breath…
About Literature & Ducks
October 8, 2008 by That Blue GirlQ. How do you start a book about ducks?
A. With an introduction.
About Coffee
October 1, 2008 by That Blue Girl“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”
Sorry about the delay in posting. Been busy around here!
