Archive for January, 2007

About Why Men Aren’t Secretaries

January 31, 2007

Husband’s note on refridgerator for wife:

“Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn’t even know you liked beer.”

*This joke courtesy of my friend Jen. Thanks!

About Advertising

January 24, 2007

Did you hear about the prostitute that put an ad in the yellow pages?

She called herself the oldest trick in the book.

At the Bar

January 17, 2007

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer, please, and one for the road.”

*this joke courtesy of Jessica at got milk?* Thanks!

About Sweets

January 10, 2007

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A. Because it was feeling crummy.

(image from allrecipes.com)

About the Insane

January 3, 2007

Q. How do crazy people get through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.