About Triplets

*WARNING* This one is REALLY bad.

One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times. Her docter told her that he couldn’t perform surgery because it would be too risky.

All was well for 16 years when one of the girls came running into the room crying.

“Whats wrong?” asked the mother.

“I was taking a pee and a bullet came out”.

“It’s ok” said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the other girl came running into the room crying, “I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out?”

“Yes” replied the girl.

“It’s ok” said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the boy came running in crying, “I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out. “No” replied the boy, “I was playing with myself and shot the dog!!!!!!!!”

About a Well Known Hero

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what? A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

About Love

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and kisses!

And since it’s a special day, here’s another:

Q: What do you call an Aunt who runs off to get married?
A: Antelope.

About Jokes

There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.