Archive for April, 2007

About Pirates

April 25, 2007

Q. How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

A. Buccaneer

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At the Bar Again

April 18, 2007

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

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About Cowboys

April 11, 2007

Q. Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
A. Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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About Easter

April 4, 2007

Here are a couple of groaners for the upcoming holiday.

A man wanted to buy a pet for his daughter for Easter. He looked at a bunny, a baby duck, and a baby chick. In the end he decided to buy the baby chick because it was a little cheeper.

Q. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A. If it had four doors it would be a sedan!

Q. What college did the Easter Bunny graduate from?
A. John HOPkins.

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