Q. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A. He had low elf esteem.
Archive for November, 2007
About Elves
November 28, 2007About Turkeys 3
November 21, 2007Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Q. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A. “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
Q. What’s a turkey’s favorite black tie celebration?
A. The Butter Ball!
Q. What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?
A. The letter G!
About Turkeys 2
November 14, 2007Q. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A. To try to hatchet!
About Turkeys
November 7, 2007A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
