Q. Why does a lion kneel before he pounces?
A. Because he is preying!
Archive for January, 2008
About Kings
January 30, 2008About the Teacher
January 23, 2008Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who had no control over her pupils?
About Name-Calling
January 16, 2008There was a mature gentleman wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals, “Crisco, Cris–co!” Finally a store clerk approached.
“Sir, the Crisco is in aisle five.”
“Oh,” replied the old gentleman, “I’m not looking for cooking Crisco, I’m calling my wife.”
“Your wife is named ‘Crisco?’”
“Nah,” he answered, “I only call her that when we come to the supermarket.”
“Oh? What do you call her when you are not in the supermarket?”
“Lard ass.”
About Weather
January 9, 2008Q. What did one hurricane say to the other?
A. I’ve got my eye on you!
About Awards
January 2, 2008Q. What does the dentist of the year get?
A. A little plaque
