Archive for February, 2008

About Powder

February 27, 2008

A man was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. He goes up & down the aisles with his son, at the local grocery store.

Dad: Vas diss?? Powdered orange juice??

Son: Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice.

A few minutes later, in a different aisle

Dad: Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?

Son: Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!

A few minutes later, in a different aisle

Dad: Und give a look here!! Baby Powder !! Vat a country, vat a country!

About Golfers

February 20, 2008

Q: Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!

About non-Valentines

February 13, 2008

Q. Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
A. She didn’t suit his taste!

About New Illnesses

February 6, 2008

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
  
‘What’s the matter?’ he asks.
 
‘I have a case of anal glaucoma,’ she says in a weak voice.
 
‘What the hell is anal glaucoma?’
 
‘I can’t see my ass coming into work today.

(This one courtesy of my friend Jen. Thanks!)