A man was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. He goes up & down the aisles with his son, at the local grocery store.
Dad: Vas diss?? Powdered orange juice??
Son: Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh orange juice.
A few minutes later, in a different aisle
Dad: Und vas dis?? Powdered milk?
Son: Yeah, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!
A few minutes later, in a different aisle
Dad: Und give a look here!! Baby Powder !! Vat a country, vat a country!