Q. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A. Make me one with everything.
This awesome-I mean terrible-joke courtesy of Jessica. Thanks! It’s a real weiner.
Archive for April, 2008
About Buddhist Lunches
April 30, 2008About an Actor
April 23, 2008Q: Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor?
A: It was just a stage he was going through.
About Divorce
April 16, 2008Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A. Someone’s going to lose a trailer!
About Missing Items
April 9, 2008A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller
And without missing a beat, she says:
“Well, that’s great….that’s just great….some asshole’s got my pen!”
About Scissors
April 2, 2008Q. What did the scissors say to the hair?
A. It won’t be long now….
