About a Thief

Q. What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?
A. A stole.

About Chickens

Q. Why did the chicken call the police?
A. She saw the farmer beating an egg!

About Jams

Q. What is red and goes beep?
A. A strawberry in a traffic jam.

About Pirate Players

Q. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A. Because he was sitting on the deck!