Archive for August, 2008

About Elephants

August 27, 2008

Q. Why do elephants take so long to prepare for a trip?

A. They have to pack their trunks!

About Peg Legs

August 13, 2008

Q. What do you call a girl with one leg?

A. Eileen!

About the Olympics

August 6, 2008

Q. What type of award does a champion sneezer get?
A. A cold medal!