About Halloween

Q. What is a vampires least favorite food?

A. Steak

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why can’t Boy Ghosts make babies??

A. Because they have Hollow-Weenies!

About Vampires

Q. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A. They have bat breath…

About Pizza

A pizza walks into a bar and the barman says sorry we don’t serve food in here.

About Literature & Ducks

Q. How do you start a book about ducks?

A. With an introduction.

About Coffee

“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

 

Sorry about the delay in posting. Been busy around here!