Bad Joke Wednesday

About Tarzan

That Blue Girl — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:17:35 +0000

Q. What is Tarzan’s favorite holiday song?

A. Jungle Bells!

That Blue Girl — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:00:54 +0000

Q. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

A. Because of it’s fowl language.

That Blue Girl — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:53:16 +0000

Q. What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers?

A. Cinder-elephant!

That Blue Girl — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:45:17 +0000

Q. Where do horses live?

A. In neigh-borhoods.

That Blue Girl — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:18:23 +0000

Q. Why did the bank get bored?

A. Because it lost interest.

That Blue Girl — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:00:45 +0000

Q. What is a vampires least favorite food?

A. Steak

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why can’t Boy Ghosts make babies??

A. Because they have Hollow-Weenies!

That Blue Girl — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:00:59 +0000

Q. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A. They have bat breath…

That Blue Girl — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:00:25 +0000

A pizza walks into a bar and the barman says sorry we don’t serve food in here.

That Blue Girl — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:00:00 +0000

Q. How do you start a book about ducks?

A. With an introduction.

That Blue Girl — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:21:32 +0000

“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

Sorry about the delay in posting. Been busy around here!