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Q. What is Tarzan’s favorite holiday song?

A. Jungle Bells!

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Q. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

A. Because of it’s fowl language.

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Q. What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers?

A. Cinder-elephant!

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Q. Where do horses live?

A. In neigh-borhoods.

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Q. Why did the bank get bored?

A. Because it lost interest.

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Q. What is a vampires least favorite food?

A. Steak

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why can’t Boy Ghosts make babies??

A. Because they have Hollow-Weenies!

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Q. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
A. They have bat breath…

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A pizza walks into a bar and the barman says sorry we don’t serve food in here.

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Q. How do you start a book about ducks?

A. With an introduction.

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“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

 

Sorry about the delay in posting. Been busy around here!

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